|God bless this show, and God bless these United States of America...|
Let me just be real about it: this post is dedicated to Jamie Fraser. You GUYS. I am so deeply entrenched in the Outlander series right now, it's unreal. I have been SO. ROYALLY swept away by these books and I don't even know how to talk about it. Per usual: I'll still be single the next time you see me. I'm halfway to my full-on status as a crazy old cat lady, but there is no frigate like a book and I'M OK WITH THAT.
|GOD BLESS THESE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA|
|PASS THE H2O2|
...that is all I wrote about this date.
Oh, but that WINK, YOU GUYS! When Ben winked at her on the runway? Am I the only one that caught that? I hit the rewind button at least ten times. Other honorable mentions of runway affection include, but are not limited to:
|This one's for you, Katie Bocksel...|
|The door is THAT way....|
Ugh. The Teen Mom thing DELIVERED. I mean, WOW to that whole scene. I was so appalled and horrified and entranced. I will say this, once more: Olivia is getting ANNIHILATED by the editors. They are relentlessly shredding her to pieces. Does this mean we're only getting about 10% of reality? Probably. Am I upset about it? ABSOLUTELY not.
Emily crying to Ben about how much she hates Olivia... GO HOME, EMILY, YOU'RE DRUNK. She's seriously a baby. No, not in the insulting kind of way, but in the literal kind of way.
UGHHHH CLIFFHANGER WE HAVE TO WAIT TILL NEXT WEEK TO SEE OLIVIA'S FATE UGHHHHHHHHHHH
In the meantime, if you're a bird, I'm a bird.