Listen, I'm afraid I'm away on business right now and won't be able to post unti-
MOM! DON'T TELL EVERYONE I'M "JUST HOUSESITTING!" STOP EMBARRASSING ME!! GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!
Commentary will be up early tomorrow morning. I need ample time to go through my notes on the feast that was last night's entertainment... And I refuse to post anything un-funny.
MOM! THOSE AREN'T MY SOCKS, THEY'RE YOUR SON'S! GET OUT OF MY ROOM!