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So I have dispatched my guest hosts, Davey and Gran Gran, with taking notes. Not that it's a contest, but... Davey let me down: (I screenshotted these off my Droid and pasted them together in Microsoft Paint. GO AHEAD AND JUDGE ME, MARK NORMAN)
And now... drumroll please for Gran's Commentary!!
Ok y’all, total disclaimer...I didn't know half of these dudes. Here we go:
First off...the memorable moments were lower than low rent. Who even cares about those?
There is some BAD JuJu amongst the dudes. Dean is clearly the audience fave, and he won the consolation prize with Paradise. I guess. Gain paradise but lose your soul, hmmmm?
Iggy to Lee: “You are a gossip queen… Rat of all rats…You're a joke bro." Wasn’t Iggy the one that you and Davey whined about? (See above, Gran)
Blake spent more time talking more about Lucas than Rachel.
Heard several "her &and I"...where did these dudes learn grammar?
There were A LOT of bleeps...Mercy, they can cuss.
Kenny: "I wasn’t there for Lee, but for Rachel.” Lee apparently badgered the guys. DeMario was on team Lee. Kenny REALLY missed his daughter. He did an impression of Lee. I wasn’t impressed. Pun intended.
Lee states that Kenny is one of the smartest guys in the house. Says he should've been a better friend and that one of his tweets was especially heinous, (I won’t dignify it by mentioning the contents) He really got busted on that one by the dudes AND Rachel. BUS.TED. He appeared as if he was falling on his sword, all contrite. And eating a MAJOR slice of humble pie.
Diggy was offended that Lee got a rose over him.
Josiah: Lee was a common enemy, He asked if he was a racist, why did he come on the show with an African American?
Lee hugs it out with Kenny, and wants to apologize to Rachel.
Dean: relived his heartbreaking moment. He asks why was he her beautiful surprise, then dumped? Hometown revisited...he wanted Rachel to see his big picture.
Rachel was pretty much hemming and hawing about the guys. Nothing newsworthy.
Bloopers were idiotic.
Okay kids...that's all I have. I do need to disavow myself after taking a SHOWER.
Give it up for my hard working team, y'all!!!
Ok y’all, total disclaimer...I didn't know half of these dudes. Here we go:
First off...the memorable moments were lower than low rent. Who even cares about those?
There is some BAD JuJu amongst the dudes. Dean is clearly the audience fave, and he won the consolation prize with Paradise. I guess. Gain paradise but lose your soul, hmmmm?
Iggy to Lee: “You are a gossip queen… Rat of all rats…You're a joke bro." Wasn’t Iggy the one that you and Davey whined about? (See above, Gran)
Blake spent more time talking more about Lucas than Rachel.
Heard several "her &and I"...where did these dudes learn grammar?
There were A LOT of bleeps...Mercy, they can cuss.
Kenny: "I wasn’t there for Lee, but for Rachel.” Lee apparently badgered the guys. DeMario was on team Lee. Kenny REALLY missed his daughter. He did an impression of Lee. I wasn’t impressed. Pun intended.
Lee states that Kenny is one of the smartest guys in the house. Says he should've been a better friend and that one of his tweets was especially heinous, (I won’t dignify it by mentioning the contents) He really got busted on that one by the dudes AND Rachel. BUS.TED. He appeared as if he was falling on his sword, all contrite. And eating a MAJOR slice of humble pie.
Diggy was offended that Lee got a rose over him.
Josiah: Lee was a common enemy, He asked if he was a racist, why did he come on the show with an African American?
Lee hugs it out with Kenny, and wants to apologize to Rachel.
Dean: relived his heartbreaking moment. He asks why was he her beautiful surprise, then dumped? Hometown revisited...he wanted Rachel to see his big picture.
Rachel was pretty much hemming and hawing about the guys. Nothing newsworthy.
Bloopers were idiotic.
Okay kids...that's all I have. I do need to disavow myself after taking a SHOWER.
Give it up for my hard working team, y'all!!!
Honestly I'm still scouring the streets of Venice for Deanie Babies.
If he's a bird, I'm a bird...
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