Sunday, May 18, 2014

NoBachelorMonday NOMORE

Let us bow our heads in thanks, and offer up a SLOW CLAP, CAUSE ABC GRACIOUSLY DECIDED TO RENEW THE BACHELOR FOR ANOTHER SEASON.

Listen, competition was stiff this year: we were up against classics like "Once Upon A Time In Wonderland," and "Killer Women," OK?? Fortunately Hare sent a fruit basket to the right execs in the ABC office...

Aside from the dead guy, I don't even care enough to comb over this seasons contestants just yet, HOWEVER, I've decided that the cast may best be summarized by THIS guy:


Things I find to be noteworthy:
- "Pantsapreneur"
- Best Attribute: "Huggable"
- What is your favorite memory from childhood: "Playing Gaston in my 4th grade play. It was my first time acting and I had an amazing time -- pluss all the love and support I got from my family doing it was incredible." 
- And finally... even MY DAD doesn't have a sweater with one of those button loopy things. Sheesh. 

I SMELL A RAT.


Also, I thought Brett was REAL CUTE.... until I saw that he has a glorified rat tail... 

Looks like we have SO VERY MANY things to look forward to, this season...

And finally: Courtney Robertson "wrote" a book.

Gooooood niiiiiiight, Los Angeles!!

Love,
DwarfMan


(See what I did there?)



YUK YUK YUK...



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